Dream time!

Published January 10, 2013 by thebauchsmanns

Hmmm.. have you ever had a dream that you have just had to make real? One so pwerful, or one that felt so good that there was no choice but to make it happen?

Well my darling kinksters that is what Elvis and I are doing on a weekend coming soon. Its going to be Elvis’s birthday and I fully intend to give him the best birthday present he’s ever had… shhhh come closer and i’ll whisper what it is 😛 

Elvis is being given a night in a hotel and carte blanche to do whatever he wishes. Make all his dreams come true 😉 

Now my theory is that in doing this not only will i look like the perfect girlfriend but will get a few of my own dreams ticked off the list as well (genius right?) 


Here’s my question of the day though… what dream would you fulfil if you could? What one event would you make happen?

Happy Kinking darlings 😉 

Love, Ninja xox


A whole month has gone…

Published September 13, 2012 by thebauchsmanns

Well hello my little kinksters, how are you all?

Realised today after a hectic few days getting sorted for the new academic year (me) getting back to work (Elvis)  and unpacking for holidays that it’s been a whole month since either Elvis or I posted on here!!

So here we are back at home and thoroughly relaxed and mellow. Holiday was amazing fun. Both Elvis and I had a ball and really really enjoyed spending so much time together. We were even pretty good (not totally innocent – come on, what do you take us for?) but with all the things going on and the stuff we were planning, a lot of the time we were just happy to curl up in bed and zonk out for the night.

Typical huh? Now that we have come home, and there is no longer unlimited free bed space or privacy to get up to what we want, I am raring to go!! I mean seriously at the moment, despite being all sneezy and snuffly and Elvis suffering from a dose of the dreaded manflu (yes dear I am sympathetic!! 🙂 ) I would still jump his bones like a trampoline!

Since we got back I’ve been doing some lovely dreaming about how I’m going to win the lottery and buy a house somewhere quiet that we can live in but this begs the question of whether to have a playroom or not ;-). On the whole I’m thinking not surprisingly! I will have to have a play cupboard cause my current storage system is so packed right now that one more item and it’s not going to fit!! But as for the room? Nope, despite the 50 shades phenomenon I have no desire to have a Red Room of Pain/Pleasure – I always believe that the pleasure should come from being with the person you are playing with, not the place you are playing! (Plus, explain that to the kids when they’re old enough!!! ) Oooh plus it adds a load of pressure to use it all the time… and then you can forget how good just plain old fashioned sexy fun times can be 😀

That’s kind of what I realised on this holiday – that Elvis and I had been using our toybag to the forfeit of just plain vanilla SFT’s. Basically, due to a mini meltdown on my behalf over one of our new toys (will explain in another post some day – safe to say it took me by surprise 😉 ) we ditched the toy bag for the rest of the holiday and got back to just playing with each other, and it was amazing. Very sexy and sensual, had forgotten what it was like to have him so close and to have the freedom to touch and kiss and look at him whenever the notion took me – bliss. As a result Elvis and I have been able to remember to keep all types of SFT’s alive, not just the kinky ones!

So, question of the day kinksters – is there a type of sex you haven’t had in ages, something that you want to get back to? Or is there something that you do every time and couldn’t live without?? Answers on a comment my darlings!

Love Ninja xo

Sleepy Sick and Still Horny

Published August 13, 2012 by thebauchsmanns

Hi Kinksters. 

Major apologies to you all that Elvis and I haven’t blogged in AGES but with work, family stuff and getting ready for holidays we haven’t had time to do anything at all this past few weeks – hectic days! But and this is a big but.. it is so nearly holiday time! I am so excited for sun, sea, sex and sangria for two whole weeks. It’ll be the first time that Elvis and I have been away together for longer than a weekend and I cannot wait for it. 

In the mean time your Ninja is all tucked up in bed feeling very ill and sorry for herself 😦 …. but not one for getting bored I’m currently underwear and toy shopping 😀 Only disadvantage in this is that I get paid the day before we go on holiday so anything I buy has to be picked up the day before we fly out.. Major shopping mission that morning!! 

Anyway, the point of this blog is to ask a question… is it wrong to still be horny as hell when you are (excuse the gross image) throwing up every few hours?? Does sex make things better or am I just too randy for words? I know Elvis would be telling the world right now that the best cure for sickness is to give your other half a cheeky blow job, but he’s biased! My main concern is that although I want sex, it would be hairy leg, comfy knickered, still in my jammies, possible running to the bathroom in the middle sex – not the most attractive in the world but still.. I want. So kinksters.. 

What is your limit on “comfy sex”? Do you have to get all dolled up, shaved down and spruced and spritzed all over?  or are you happy to go au naturel when the mood takes you? Answers on a postcard please 🙂 And if you feel like sending some get well soon chocolate and tea that would be awesome too!!

Love, Ninja xo

P.S. This photo isn’t us just a nice wee representation of what we’ll be up to before long… way too many clothes for my liking though! 



Going for Gold

Published August 2, 2012 by thebauchsmanns

Ok my darling little kinksters, Short post tonight as after a long long long and boring and stressful shift in work I am away to my bed for some “relaxation” 😉 before sleeping but watching the Olympic coverage has me thinking. I mean, I love watching the games, the triumph of all the teams is inspiring, in particular, cheering on my own country is fabulous fun….. but it did get me thinking.. how much fun would it be to have a Sexlympics?!?!?

Elvis and I have often joked about this but it makes me laugh to think about it… competitive blowjobs, synchronised wanking, naked gymnastics and my favourite the marathon 😉

What events would you like to include in the Sexlympics? Or how well do you think you could compete??

Have a sexy weekend kinksters and let us know what you’re up to!

Love, Ninja xo


TMI Tuesday yet again!

Published August 1, 2012 by thebauchsmanns

Here we go my little kinksters – another TMI Tuesday game for you! Don’t forget to copy and paste to your blog then comment on this post so Elvis and I can see your answers!

Love Ninja xoxo

PS (Our answers are highlighted in yellow!!)

1. How do you feel about giving anal sex (penetration with penis, finger or sex toys)?

a. I love it.

b. I enjoy it.

c. I’m ok with it.

d. I don’t really enjoy it.

e. I don’t enjoy it at all.

f. I have never given anal sex.

g. I have never given anal sex, but would like to start.

2. How do you feel about receiving anal sex (penetration with penis, finger or sex toys)?

a. I love it.  ooh baby I do love it when Elvis indulges his love for my ass – makes me squeal 😉

b. I enjoy it.

c. I’m ok with it.

d. I don’t enjoy it at all.

e. I have never received anal sex.

f. I have never received anal sex, but would like to start.

3. How do you feel about getting undressed in front of a new lover, for the first time, as he/she watches you?

a. It’s a turn on for me.

b. It turns me on a little bit – but the first time I got undressed in front of Elvis was in the dark in the car (lol kinky wee gits that we were we ‘couldn’t wait for there to be a time in bed! )

c. I like it, but only because it gets him/her going.

d. It does nothing for me.

e. I don’t like doing it because I am shy.

f. I don’t like doing it because I think it’s immoral/improper.

4. Do you express your sexual pleasure with moans, groans, sighs, and other noises (provided that you are actually turned on)?

a. Yes, each time I have sex (90-100% of the time).  You’ll have seen the post Elvis left about making noise when having sex – although he doesn’t always make a lot of noise, he can make me scream like a banshee with the lightest touch! 

b. Yes, on most occasions (70-89% of the time).

c. Yes, on some occasions (40-69% of the time).

d. Yes, on a few occasions (10-39% of the time).

e. Yes, but only on special occasions (1-9% of the time).

f. Never, not even when I am really turned on.

5. Do you talk to your partner in a sexually explicit way?

a. Talking dirty is one of our favorite activities.

b. Occasionally, I like to talk dirty with my partner, and I do it with ease.

c. I talk dirty with my partner, but it feels awkward.

d. I would like to talk dirty with my partner, but I don’t dare for fear of being judged or ridiculed.

e. I would like to talk dirty with my partner, but she/he isn’t into it.

f. I don’t talk in such a way because I think it is inappropriate.

g. I don’t talk in such a way because I can’t bring myself to do it.

6. What kind of animal do you most sound like when building to a climax?

a. quiet little mouse

b. low moaning wolf

c. screeching beluga whale – hahah this made me laugh – I have been known to need throat sweets after a good session from screaming my throat raw! 

Great Minds Think Alike…

Published August 1, 2012 by thebauchsmanns

Ok, so here I am just thinking of writing a blog when I get a notification to tell me that the lovely Elvis had posted an entry before me!! and what a lovely blog it was, very manly sweetie that he is! If anyone knows where to get a spreader bar like that then let me know….I want!!!

Ok so my post was meant to be about my holidays! Elvis and I are going relatively soon on our first holiday together and I’m trying to decide what to pack…not sun cream and bikinis though (I’ve organised that ages ago!) but from our stash of play things 😉 Now if I had my way I would bring the lot but packing restrictions mean I need to choose what to bring!

I most definitely want to bring my favourite – a red leather studded paddle with a little heart cut out of it – nothing quite as sexy as the swish and smack, and the cool of the leather before the heat of the spank … mmm (damnit, making myself horny now!) And I do want to bring our ropes – love being all tied up and helpless 😉 

but then we also have handcuffs, restraint wrap, a blindfold, more than enough lube,some crackle candy… and in the next few days I’m intending to pick up a butt plug or some beads, possibly a collar and nipple clamps (literaly cannot wait for those!!) 

so, my question to you my little kinksters is what off this list should i bring to sunnier climes? 

Answers in a comment – and for an extra point what else should we add to the bag of tricks? Leave a link or an idea for some kinky virtual hugs from me and Elvis!! 

Love Ninja xo